I stayed at the Ghetto Way for a week, over New Years Eve. I must say, the only good thing I can say about this hotel, that it is walking distance from the Malecon, and from a great Salsa place. We were not expecting miracles, but having no entertaintment at all on New Years eve in Mexico in a so called "All Inclusive" resort was certanly unexpected. Instead, the staff was organizing a trip to a city night club, for 100 Euros per person! I don't think anyone actually bought into it.
The room was small, dingy and dark. There were two ragged, gray towels, and they were not changed the entire week. We used our beach towels that we brought with us...thanks God, because the hotel does not REALLY provide beach towels, and if and when they are available, they are even more ragged than the ones in the hotel room.
The food was ok, but cold or luke warm most of the time. I am a coffee person, and walked every day to either the Malecon (to Starbucks) or to a little coffee place in old PVR to get coffee; the luke warm instant coffee at the hotel was simply unconsumable.
The buffet was supposed to be open all day/night, but instead there was about two hours just before dinner when they served frozen hamburgers, nachos and hot dogs...obviously in the hope that you will fill on those and skip dinner.
The beach was filthy, the beach chairs and loungers had holes in them, and they were self adjusting: that is, if you sit down, the headpart would not go down, if you lied down, it would not come up.
The so called "security" staff did nothing to try to discourage the beach wendors, who were pestering the guests constantly.
The pool was dirty, and full with students who got drunk on the cheap and watered down drinks, and puked right into the pool.
Nightly entertaintment was at the small stage near the bar in the lobby, and consisted of karokee, and drinking games.
The elevator was noisy, dirty, and made such frightening noises, every time I got in, I prayed for my life...most of the time, we would rather walk the dingy and dark starcase, to the top, it seemed safer than taking the elevator.
The drinks were terrible, watered down and of the cheapest possible quality. The good thing is that there is a supermarket next door, and we bought our own drinks and snacks there, or ate out most of the time.
The hotel staff was useless when it came to information and/or booking tours, and for the few tours they sell, they grossly overprice them. There was supposed to be a briefing by our tour representative at the beginning of the tour, but the so called briefing was just to receive our departure information....apparently, whatever info we got on the bus from the airport to the hotels, was all the information we needed or the tour company was willing to provide.
We ended up picking up brochures at the Malecon, and booking our own tours directly with the operators.
Puerto Vallarta itself is a destination I loved, and will certanly return. However, I would never ever stay at the Ghetto Way again.
My boyfriend and I were not expecting much, and we are both experienced traveling on budget and staying in rugged places. However, we spent less money and got much more service at other places, including in Mexico, and even Cuba. The Ghetto Way is exactly that: Ghetto.












