Sorry but were not royalty or spoon-fed but we found the Riu Bambu to be really disappointing. On the other hand the beach and the resort location were without doubt superb. Let us explain further;
1. Thomson state that the resort is 4+T (this is their rating), the resort itself (RIU) states that it is 5*. The Thomson Rep told us that the 4+T rating is based on what customers say in their end of holiday satisfaction summary form issued out on the plane back to the UK. We were then told that Thomson base their 4T rating on the following; Location, Activities, Local Entertainment, and lastly the accommodation. Who is telling the truth? And this is where the problems start......
2. The rooms; Where do we start the rooms are not 4+T or even 5* they are at push (and you really have to look at these rooms on the amount of money you are spending) 2* at least. Damp, musty, and noisy. We had to change our beds, not the bedding..... the beds! The beds were covered in black mould/mildew and stunk to high heaven. There was even stale blood on them. We saw at least 4 beds being moved from other rooms that were in as just as bad a state as the beds in our room. If you go, pull back the sheets, and pull back the beds and have a really good look for yourself. The bed-sheets will not be changed unless you ask. So ask if you want clean sheets.
Ok let’s go on.... Telephone didn't work, and we asked to get it fixed throughout the two weeks but it never was. Drying/Clothes -horse on the veranda was broken and couldn't be used, Air Conditioning system was leaking and had to be mopped up every morning. Chairs within the room were broken and weren't changed even after complaining. Hair dryer within the bathroom was a serious hazard as the plug was hanging out of the socket next to the sink.
3. The food; the food is as eclectic as the tourists that go to this resort so no real complaints. Just don't expect sausage, egg, and chips washed down with Watneys Red Barrel.
4. The restaurants; The Colonial Restaurant was just like a huge canteen, take what you want and sit down. One half is no-smoking, the other half is smoking. The Mamajuana Restaurant is a bit of a fright, fat sweaty men in trunks sitting down next to you while you have your lunch is a bit off putting particularly when they start smoking. We ate their once, and never again. The Caribe Grill burnt down, and we weren't told. No one told us that the rest of the restaurants were safe, or there was no cause for alarm. We found out by word of mouth and not from the RIU staff or the Thomson Rep. Very disturbing.
4. The drink/s; What do you want, flat Coke, flat 7-up, flat beer, watered down cocktails; well you can get all of these here! The only the drinks that we had that were not flat were the drinks you get in the mini-bar in your room. Question? Why is this mini-bar seen as a bonus, or selling point for this hotel? Hotels throughout the world have mini-bars. If you’re buying this holiday for a mini-bar in your room then think again.
5. The Pools; The main pool was very popular, and this has its own problems. Ear infections were common, so were fag-ends, straws, plastic-cups, pieces of fruit, and god knows what else floating about in the pool. Blame the swim-up bar. The other pool was quieter with fewer issues.
6. The Animation Team; Well were do we start....after about 4 nights of watching the 'entertainment team' we had had enough. No doubt that they work hard, and they put in a lot of effort, but not every night. There is nothing else to do in this complex. We were advised not to go out after dark by the Thomson Rep, therefore the nights really dragged in particularly the second week.
7. Trips Out; Get out of the complex! Get out and see the real Dominican Republic, we went on the Monster Truck Safari (of course its dusty your in a old open 8x8 military truck) and had a wonderful time. We also went on the Speedy Venture; speed boats and snorkelling, fed the fish...great stuff. Seona Catamaran trip was stunning; beach, dolphins, flying fish, and the catamaran itself.
The trips are excellent but be wary of the price we have a family of four and to take the three trips we went on cost an additional £650.
8. Money; Take $dollars and RD$dollars. When you step of the plane it will cost you $40 to get in, and it will cost you $20 each to get back out. Make sure you have this money to hand. When you go through customs and you are in the departure lounge their is no Cash Machines, so make sure you have enough money to last the two hours you have to wait for your plane.
9. Smoking; We don't smoke. If like us you don't, then you will find this complex pretty uncomfortable at times. Bars, restaurants, and reception areas are all smoking areas. So be aware.
10.Conclusion; The DR is a wonderful country, with amazing beaches, with happy and friendly people. The staff at the complex worked their socks off, and we have no complaint over the effort they put in to make our holiday a lovely experience. Please remember the average wage for DR workers is £3-4 per day. We would go back but not to the Bambu. Save some more of your your money and go to the Riu Palace or the Riu Macao.
RIU Bambu.......more like RIU Boohoo











